Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your election go?
“With lies and fibs
That’ll tickle your ribs
And Leftist money, all in a row.”
…
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How do you treat your staff?
“With taunts and insults
That cause great tumults
And cause no one to laugh.”
…
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Whose friend is Decoy Dan,
With tricks galore
Are you planning more,
Til the sh*t will hit the fan?
…
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
With a smile to deceive so many.
But can a frown and a snarl
With cheek and jowl
Hide your disposition so testy?
…
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
If you win, what will you do?
“Why, without much humor
Take orders from Schumer
Like I did in the House, too.”
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Mary, Mary quite contrary
Will you even show up at all?
“With votes in absentia
I’ll claim it’s dementia
Like Biden, if you will recall.”
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Do they trust you in The Bush?
With promises failed
And attendance veiled
Can you bring them back with a … push?
…
Mary, Mary quite contrary
Is Alaska really first?
Or is what you fear
A disgraceful career
Where you will be known as “THE WORST”?
The views expressed here are those of the author.
